Twilight Dreamer Mugs

Shepherd and eurydice

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Late night teddy reading

"Just let her believe in fairies a little while longer."

The Demise of Tinkerbell

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Hang on a minute: You're not going to transform into a Prince and leave me heartbroken, are you?!'

Canadian film production

Could you see anything in her? I certainly couldn't! (Man's eyes are popping out of his head).

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

Cygnets from Swan Lake

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"