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"Are you sure you want to spend the winter here?"

Young Frank Lloyd Wright

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I don't care about the rating on Goodreads. We're reading Cinderella!"

"I don't think I can express what I have to say in just colored paper and glue."

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Here be dragons.

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"Where the wild things were."

'Read me the one about the ant and the obsessive-compulsive grasshopper.'

Real Life/Surreal Life

''Raining cats and dogs' is just a phrase, Alix.'

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

'Meet the author with her collaborators'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

'All good things must come to an end.'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Imagine

"You've changed."

Phoenix

'Ben, true sportsmanship is a state of mind, and I'm proud of you.'

Leaves falling out of a painting.

Alice in Wonderland - The Pig Baby.

'That cloud doesn't look like a horse to me, but if I import it into Photoshop...'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"Someday we will escape from this prison."

"The floors are hot lava, but the apartment does come furnished with plenty of pillows."

"We're doing a skit of Peter Rabbit at school. I'm the potting soil."

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

Alice in Wonderland - Alice Meets the Cheshire Cat.