Metamorphosis Marveler T-Shirts

A Cocoon peeing on another cocoon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You've changed."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Juggler and Illusionist

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'You've changed.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

Yeah, I woke up as a roach because I was so full of existential dread – Why did you wake up as a dung beetle?

The Quantum Mechanic...

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

Caterpillar Paranoia

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

Insect Police. There's his mug shot and this is a computer generated image of what he might look like today.

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Schrödinger's cat.

"I'm open to new things."

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

No, he's not metamorphosing. He's in a time-out.

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Metamorphosis is coming.

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.