Metamorphosis Marveler T-Shirts

A Cocoon peeing on another cocoon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"I thought you wanted me to change."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.

Juggler and Illusionist

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"You've changed."

"I wasn't expecting to be in here for so long."

'You've changed.'

"Why settle for itsy-bitsy when you could be swole as hell?"

"I like to crawl. I was happier as a caterpillar."

"We were so happy doc. . . but then she changed!"

'Sorry Bruce, but we have to stop seeing each other: I've changed, you have to understand...'

"True, you're a butterfly now, but you still think like a caterpillar."

The Quantum Mechanic...

A bird pulls the thread from a magic carpet.

Caterpillar Paranoia

Cocooning: "I still don't understand what's so cosy about it."

"Is it just me, or is it humid up here?"

"No! Of course you're beautiful, now. . . it's just that, ever since you showed me those baby photos of you. Well, I just can't seem to get those images out of my head."

"He doesn't look like you at all."'

"I don't feel ready to commit to a cacoon, either, but do you ever worry we'll wake up one day and be forty and still caterpillars?"

"I don't believe it. That's my ex-wife."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

Schrödinger's cat.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"Being reborn, eh? What better time to learn about our Lord? He was smooshed for your sins - did you know that?!"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Butterfly looking through hospital nursery window at caterpillars in bassinets.