Tranquilizer Titans Gifts

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"He likes it."

We're halfway through teaching her to roll over.

"You get back here this minute, young man! You're not going anywhere until you clean your room!"

'But you said to clean my room.'

The household cavalry

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Bogeyman under your bed? Oh, no, sweetie, there's no room under there… unlike your closet."

'This is Tyler; he's mommy's precious little feral-angel.'

"This guy's a terrific defensive lineman. I once saw him chase down a quakerback for nearly 40 yards before sacking him. It was in a shopping mall, but still..."

"Billy's room gets cleaned for free! The cleaning service uses it to train employees how to clean a hazardous waste dump."

Football.

'None of the other things had instructions.'

Zenboni

Socially responsible kid throws rubbish in the bin.

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

'Does it come on Disc?'

Cleaning Lockers.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

Stop the big guy!

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

'Sorry about the blindfolds girls, but I haven't had time to tidy up.'

Plato seeking platonic love on Tinder

'Quick! sell me a lure,any lure,I just found an empty compartment in my tackle box.'

Kevin was very houseproud and it showed.

"And this was before you plumped the cushions, or after?"

'Worst chainsaw massacre I've ever seen.'

"Are you really sure we're supposed to give points for sound?"

'Let's get ready for daycare!!'

In case of urge to tidy up, clean glass.

Please pick up after your kid

"Don't get your hopes up, Buster."

He's the most obsessively neat captain I've ever worked for --- He has a dustbuster instead of a hook.

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