Trampoline Jumper Gifts

When no one is looking the snakes come out to play.

'Why, they're just plain folks like us.'

'It's all right, Strudelbart, it's all right — the kids next door just got a trampoline, that's all.'

Late Bloomers

Louis Armstrong

Chase me, chase me cows.

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

Jazz is Invented

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Quartet.

Giraffe Portrait

Baby kangaroo learning to play the trumpet.

Volcaniax

Leaping

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Louis Armstrong.

The Horse Jump - One girl makes it over, the other is cover in leaves.

The band.

Spider's Web Trampoline

"I'm sorry, but you'll have to get approval from the offices of Terminology, Evidence, Proof of Demand, Documentation, Measurement and Predictions before I can even think about signing off."

Untrustworthy partner

Orchestra

"Frankly, I don't really want him to improve: he scares the predators away..."

'Virgil is on the gymnastics team.'

"That was 'Salt Peanuts'."

Musical Accidents

'Have a cup of tea while you wait.'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

Trumpet and birds

Arturo Sandoval

Woody Shaw

(Hey! Great chops!)

'Slip the trumpet player an extra $20 for me - I didn't think Ed would ever finish that toast.'

'I think you got the drummer - Now try for the trumpet player!'

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).