Trainspotter Gifts

'Like I said son, survival is all about location, location, location!'

The Railway Children - Still waiting

Well thank god for side impact panels!

'Quicker to cycle anyway, mate...'

'Yup, you got a training wheel 'til you're used to running on one track.'

Increased Railway Fares.

Ministry of Transport: 'Pssst! Do you want to buy a railway?'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'Have you been waiting long?'

'Broken down! Mr. Stephenson mend it sir, mend it, its not rocket science.'

A Victorian train station.

Man trying to find seat on a crowded train

Latest Railway Marvel.

No, I don't remember Adlestrop, 'cos we shot through at 200mph on HS2.

'Looks like the overnight sleeper is early again.'

'It will bring economic benefits to the North and Midlands.'

With funding tight, the Dernsville travel soccer team found a more affordable way to get to their games.

Train Sets.

'What are you up to?'

Woman chasing after a train with her husband's trousers.

Pile of top secret files on a train. Man saying 'Is that seat free'

The Bi-Polar Express.

"Re-routing again."

"Metro-North is getting ridiculous!"

"That's the 6:10 gravy train."

"You can have a first class return £257...A standard return for £120...or you can sit on the floor for a fiver..."

"Sorry we're late - our train was delayed!"

"Ridiculous..a couple of leaves on the line and it grinds to a halt..."

"...and if you see anything that 'Isn't Right' on the platform please contact the station staff..."

"This is Platform Two - All change...Exterminate!!!!"

Train Of Thought

Murals.

"Yes, I'm sure you didn't stop at the railroad crossing."

Chattanooga Choo Choo

Nato and the Silk Road