Train Dreamer Mugs

I just can't stop thinking about trains!

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Mr. Punch in Venice

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Giant white horse.

Italia tours

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

Greek A-Z Map,

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'