Tower Dreamer Mugs

Gustave Eiffel.

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Here be dragons.

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Go ahead. This one seems too arrogant."

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Lounging by the pool

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

The Dragon with the Girl Tattoo.

"Like that?"

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'See how the fools flee when fantasy role-play is fantasy no longer!'

A knight sent to kill a dragon armed with a fly swatter

Dragon and Dragoff

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'...I said we've been marooned.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'No, no, no, Rapunzel. You hair, your hair! Not your bloody hare...'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."