Railway Dreamer Mugs

When moles dream...

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

The fate of the emigrant

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

'Oh yeah, your dad might be on 4-1 in this afternoon's race, but mine is on 3-1!'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

'All right. I'll count sheep, but I thought we were cattlemen.'

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Woman sat at desk whilst her shadow does her dream career of being an artist.

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

The artist wakes refreshed, creative juices flowing.

Angel Music

'Man asleep in double bed with a pencil.'

Sleeping Beauty.