Steam Train Dreamer Mugs

'The Railway Juggernaut of 1845'

An Appreciation

"River well stocked this year."

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

'So that's why I didn't get that train set? !'.

Whale Romance

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'You're going to make the railroads run on time? -- Since when do we have railroads?'

Fast Lane. cars Like yours.

"A man and his choo-choo."

Isaac Newton...stumped.

"I'm sorry. How did I know what he would do to your cat if I let him play with it?"

'We came here because our planet ran out of fossil fuel.'

Machine

Heavenly Ships

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

'These low energy light sabres take ages to warm up.'

When moles dream...

'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that...'

Heavenly internet connection

Because of the hike in fuel prices, several road users have returned to steam powered vehicles.

'Do you think it takes 10p?'

'Gee, looks like I'm all out of worms. YOu want to buy a boat?'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."

Bugs on the Wiper Wiperblades ride.

Someday, when my ship comes in, we won't have to take the bus

'Donald Trump wants to develop our mountain.'

CLIPPINGS - Space Race

"The Driver Assist package offers suggestions on how to convince your wife you need this car."

Got to love the ol' steam powered cow!

'One last time Mr Gallagher, 'what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas' is not, nor will it ever be, an acceptable legal precedent.'

Kangaroo sits on Australian state border scratching it's head at the train tracks that are different sizes.