Vegas Dreamer Mugs

"Sorry, but 'what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas' is not a recognized legal precedent."

Addicted gambler.

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

Casino.

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"Happy Birthday!"

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'Nice try, but Disneyland isn't a foreign mission.'

Budgetmageddon

Fuzz - Fuzzy says 'let me hear you say yeah!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"In my day I played a pretty mean cowbell."

You're my Statue of Liberty

Saguaro Cacti.

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

Tech Corp: Personnel Openings - We've reached our quota of nerds, but we are looking to hire geeks.

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

Thinning Hair/ Erectile Dysfunction/ One Foot in the Grave.

'I warned you we'd get thrown out, changing the name from the Garden of Eden.'

Welcome to California. You may begin your Schwarzenegger imitation now

Fuzz - a higher power guides Max's fingers.

"Wait – can you take us to Neverland? We're kind of over Florida."

"My mind is still on vacation."