Train Dreamer T-Shirts

I just can't stop thinking about trains!

US Immigration and Naturalization Service: If you're yearning to breath free...Get Out.

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Giant using sheep as cotton buds

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Mr. Punch in Venice

'A depressing thought just came over me. Now we'll have to go out and get a job!'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Italia tours

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

"Ambitions... to open an office on Mars. Kennedy Space Center."

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

Giant white horse.

'I still want to be a cowboy.'

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'I considered running away, but since I'll probably be living at home until I'm 38, it's a bad career move.'

A man with Dwarfism is reading Little Women.

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Greek A-Z Map,

'Be patient. This summer they'll be 60 feet tall'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Zorro as a child.

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'