Track Day Dreamer Mugs

Man at the winnings collection point in the bookie's is asleep.

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

'She thinks I'm out every night training for the London Marathon.'

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

'I remember when all this was fields.'

Smile

'I can't take Barbie to Show and Tell...she doesn't have a thing to wear!'

'... And that's where I'm seeking planning permission to build a secret uranium enrichment plant...'

'Homework done only $1.00' 'Homework eaten only $0.50'

'He's in training for the marathon, he watches it every year.'

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

Football Bomb

Loser's Podium.

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

"And, folks, if you'll take a look out the right side of the plane you'll see a cloud that looks exactly like a pirate."

"Let him sleep. When he wakes up his nightmare will begin!"

"I'm delegating my New Years Resolutions, you'll be running a marathon in July!"

"That's alright, I'll keep you company: I'm not in a hurry to get to school..."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

'Let's weight anchor here. I understand there's no environmental laws and the possibilities for development are endless.'

"This was the best school day of the week!"

Remember coefficients? No. Me neither. Nostalgebra.

Dear Diary. . . New Year's Resolutions: lose weight, drink less, spend less on clothes. . . stop kidding myself!

'Generally I'm only out at night, but it was such a nice day, I decided to fly around for a while.'

Sad Songs.

"I hate alphabet soup. It reminds me of that spelling I flunked."

'Dang, just another scarecrow.'

Cycling Race

"You know you are only drawing this to distract yourself from getting on with something difficult."

"Why anyone should look forward to a subway series is beyond me."

According to my Chromatic Analyzer, the grass is not greener on the other side...

"I'm off to school. . . Don't try to follow me."

'Donald Trump wants to develop our mountain.'