Traffic Tipster Gifts

'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Cars.

Road Construction.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Here lays Harvey Schmidlip, perhaps best known for his invention of the speed bump.

Urban transport and speeding accidents

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Tip responsibly

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

Speed Limit.

"You can have my doggie bag as a tip."

Clark gets nailed.