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'Psssst... cop on other side of hill.'

Thru versus Through Traffic

Doug had trouble getting home at a decent hour.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

Dog Crossing

Family traits.

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"Dadgum this color blindness."

"Is there a problem officer?"

Merlin realizes too late that he shouldn't be hexing while driving.

Santa's a Traffic Reporter during his off season.

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

(Road sign arrow.) As geez, we're merging down to one plain.

'That's not the speed limit! It's the number of cameras in the area!'

Cars.

Road Construction.

Here lays Harvey Schmidlip, perhaps best known for his invention of the speed bump.

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s personal hell.

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

'Someone's got to do something about these pot holes!'

Tip responsibly

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Urban transport and speeding accidents

Josh tests his theory that by driving backward through a quick-pass toll lane, he can get money ADDED to his credit card account.

Passing lane ahead - slower traffic speed up.

"When are you gonna tell him he's in the protest convoy and not a queue for petrol?"

'Doc, I'm alway getting mixed signals.'

"Maybe we're taking the wrong approach to traffic data gathering..."

'No, Mr. Flanagan,I didn't pull you over to harass you for being a biker...'

'Hey, hon, I'll be home a little late. I'm stuck traffic.'

Clark gets nailed.

'Yes, sir, we do want you to keep up with the flow of traffic- just don't get caught at it!'

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'