Traffic Investigator Gifts

'Yes, well I'm not going anywhere until I've done a detailed sketch of the incident.'

Please Drove Carefully.

Unpopular Street Signs: Road Work Behind, Speed Jump Ahead, Good Luck, Slow Distracted Adults.

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"

Dog Crossing

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

No jay walking.

"No officer, I didn't what the speed limit was. Those signs were going by too fast."

"I don't care why you crossed the road! I do care however about "how" you crossed the road: without checking for cars first!"

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

Street signs you don't want to see.

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

One way only.

'Never, Ever...drive 56 mph on a 55 mph freeway in a sporty red convertible.'

Car leaving highway crashes through 'EXIT HERE' sign.

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

Family traits.

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"I told you we'd be better off taking Canal."

Computer Controlled Car

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

"It's a narrative I didn't intend."

'This is just a routine check, sir - who did you vote for in the last election?'

"No, officer, I don' t know how fast I was driving. I had my head sticking out of the window."

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

'It's an idea whose time has come, Mr. Mayor -- 'drive-through traffic court'!'

"Coffee...Cigarettes...Bubble gum..."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"I've got a wall I need to get to, officer."