Traditional Hunters Vs Techies Gifts

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Polly txt speak

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

'When I was told our new computer was going to be state of the art, no one mentioned it was state of the art in 1954.'

The Final Chapter.

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

Cybernetics Research Lab.

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

A man shoots at a drone.

"There's a rumor going around that the 90's are back."

Living life dangerously 2010.

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

"Dad, how often have I told you there's no point in trying to start an argument with the sat-nav?"

"Hey - it says here that humans used to have these things called 'legs'. Apparently they used these legs to 'walk' to the shops and actually buy stuff in person...!"

CAN'T FIND CHARGER

"She would've been more credible if she hadn't kept saying, 'according to your Wikipedia page'."

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"Have you seen my CD player?"

The Browntail Craptor

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"I miss the challenge of hunting before global positioning systems."

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

"Let's face it, no one, apart from Google, knows we're here."

"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."