Traditional Vs Tech Debater Gifts

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

GPS verses Map and Compass - Lost or Found?

"My kid could have done that with AI."

"C’mon, Sara. Like you wouldn’t consider – even for a second – accepting an iPhone from the devil."

"The greenest gadget in this high-tech office is still this old pencil sharpener."

High Tech/Low Tech.

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

'I downloaded them from heaven.'

"I'm just checkin' my email, OK! I AM NOT googling it..."

'What are you staring at? You have free wi fi here, don't you?'

"That's old Bailey and his ever so secret project...."

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

"Tech Savvy? No. Is there any call for regular savvy?"

"I think my filing cabinet is a little more practical."

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"Have you seen my CD player?"

"We haven't drifted apart, just be honest, you've changed!!'

Red indians kept in touch with home without the aid of mobile phones.

Corporate Running of the 'Bull'.

Thankyou for choosing our automated service - for venial sins, press one...'

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

Texting Monks.

"Somewhere to cash a cheque, anywhere to cash a cheque."

"It's called a 'bookmark.' It's like a 'save progress' option."

Mother teaching her children to read.

"Eddie, the 'old economy' is making a comeback..."

"I still can't bring my self to type a smily face."

'Not that sort of 'mobile' you great fat t***."