"Sorry, but I have to let you all go. I'm getting all of my presents online now."
Tradition Updaters Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone who loves updating tradition? Our collection offers clever and funny products that put a modern spin on classic customs. Whether it’s a quirky mug, a humorous t-shirt, or a stylish print, these gifts are perfect for those who enjoy blending tradition with a fresh, creative flair. Add a touch of wit and personality to cherished customs with our thoughtfully designed items, ideal for friends or family who like to keep traditions alive—albeit with a modern twist.
"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."
"Ours is not a creative clan."
'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'
'Plimbco Bank &Trust, Old Money Division.'
"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"
The Uber Ride of Paul Revere
The Modern Novel.
"Take the off this minute, young lady."
'Minyan Man! You've saved the day again!'
"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"
"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"
Folk Wedding
"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."
"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."
Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.
"Tia Carmen, I have a killer test tomorrow. Can you help?"
"I often consult with a higher authority... my grandmother."
"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"
'At least they can't touch the village local' say two country gents. The pub now has a sign on the window saying 'This is now a smoke free pub, also no dogs or horsey types!'
"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."
"They have to clean her up before they show her to God."
'Awww, isn't that nice: This one says 'PS: Love to Rudolph!''
Shall I be mother?
'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'
Scot holding a heart.
"So, are you predicting an early spring?"
"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"
"I'm getting too old for this..."
Maypole
"We always have pizza for Easter dinner because that's what my mom gives up for Lent."
"You're right! It is a mezuzah!"
'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'
The Maryland School of Art's Class of 1998 Celebrating This Week's Commencement With The Traditional Thesis Painting Toss.
"Oh, it's a grand day for Harvard!"
Tradition Updaters Gifts Collection
Tradition Updaters Mugs
Explore our range of mugs designed for tradition updaters—funny, stylish, and perfect for starting conversations with every sip.
Tradition Updaters Pillows
Browse pillows that fuse humor and tradition—add a playful accent to your home for any tradition updater.
Tradition Updaters Prints
Check out prints that creatively blend the old with the new—perfect for decorating spaces that celebrate modern traditions.
Tradition Updaters T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate modern twists on tradition—witty, comfortable, and ideal for the creatively inclined.