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Sir Jimmy Saville.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

Worker ant's To Do list.

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"I run around this high school track every morning."

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

Runner going through hurdles.

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

Snail Coach

"Trust me, you don't want this job."

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'I start my day by making a list of everything I need to do . . . and who I can get to do it for me.'

"Or should it be scrum or kanban???"

Beesy schedule.

'What a control freak!'

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

"Honey, check it out — giant porcupine tracks."

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"I'd rather be at the office."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."

A detective and a dog are tracing footsteps and dog prints.

Melons, Inc. Fruit Distributor. Here's your honeydew list, Holloway.

'The blooming thing took a wrong turn off the course.'

"A man and his choo-choo."

"Hey, the last thing I want to do is annoy you. That's actually ninth on my to-do list."

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

"On the bright side, my fitness tracker says struggling in qucksand this long is the equivalent of a 10-mile run."

Pit Stop for Track and Field

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'