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Conductor Venn Diagram

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

A Day In The Kitchen

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

In, out, shake it all about.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"I see the downsizing continues."

'It's good of you to go out of your way to show me what not to do, Mum.'

Creative entrepreneur at work

"Streaming"

Bad times to sneeze

"I'm right here. Focused!"

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

"Speed reader...?"

'What does the internet have against my people?'

"Hello?"

"I think she marked yours in blue pen because she used up all her red on mine."

Musical Bicycle.

Business Vacation.

One Thing / Another

"It seems that your body is adjusting itself to the amount of multitasking you've been doing."

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

'That's my mom... she's sort of a CEO, an action committee, and a janitor all rolled up into one.'

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

"I don't perform well under pressure."

"For your information, officer, I was not ‘texting’ – I was reviewing candidate applications for fellowship grants!"

Elwood 'I Can Fix This Myself' McGrunzen

Woman at a desk with a "MOM" nameplate

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

Spinning Plates!

"That was bound to happen. Well, don't just stand there. Tell them you'll call back after you finish brushing your teeth."

"I'm leaving you. I would have told you earlier but the time just never seemed right."