Toxin Shedder Gifts

'Now I understand why people want to give them up.'

Shed Into Dream Playhouse.

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

'I don't know what he gets up to in there, but it keeps him busy.' (Noises are recorded, man reads paper, has beer.)

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

"Mom, no raking for me this fall! Got any more leaf bags?"

Hello from the shed.

Toxic Waste Lorry/Toxic Additives Lorry

Snake with 'toxic' sign around it's neck.

Joe's Weight Gain: 'Hey, Victoria...I like this diet you told me about yesterday...I just lost 2 more while we've been talking.'

'God knows what he gets up to in there all day.'

"Why don't other people ever do this?"

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

Cat with all the hair he has ever shed

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

'Not a shed, just a shop.'

"Oooo!... Leather! I'd love to shed on that!!"

Dog House and Man Den.

"He is so gross: He is a hoarder you see, and keeps all his old skins..."

'Wait! His toy mouse and his yummies!'

'Just how much time do you intend spending in this new tool shed of yours?'

"That was a stupid place to put the lawn mowings."

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Bob's the name. Toxic-waste handling's the game."

Lollipop mask

"No, I'm not wearing a black sweater. My black cat sheds a lot."

"Just don't swallow any. What we're wallowing in is Hi-Density Syntha-Soil Fabricated Mud."

Environmental disaster! Pardon? BP, the Gulf. It's madness. Think of the children! Wow, I can't believe what I'm hearing. You love big oil and hate environmentalists. But this spill has finally gotten to you. You're worried about the children? It's not just BP but all those polluters filling up the oceans with toxins. It's so selfish. If the oceans get stuffed with pollution now, where will generations to come dump their garbage? Oh, to think of our children's children having nowhere to put thei

"It's a hard life!"

"Worried about the city's water supply, dear?"

'This will kill the spores.'

"Skin is easy—shedding long-standing opinions that have been proven wrong is much harder for Bob."

"Here's me, sitting in my spanking new shed chatting to good old Len the lawnmower."

"White with a hint of Toxin."