Tournament Timekeeper Gifts

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

A watch face with Stonehenge

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

"It's time to wake up!"

Olga's Biological Clocks.

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

'DO you know what time we start here?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

"I charge by the grain."

Cuckoo bird in office.

'He lived paycheck to paycheck.'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'