Tournament Timekeeper Prints

The benefits of having a translator in the surgery

Please sit down. I can give you five minutes.

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

A watch face with Stonehenge

‘I've cleared the morning, but you've got bandits at twelve o'clock ...'

Frank & Ernie's Carrot, Beet, Potato Farm. Lunch break's over --- Shall we return to our roots?

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

'Sorry I'm late getting home from work, I overslept.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

clock shopkeeper says timing is everything

"It's running five minutes fast."

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

Olga's Biological Clocks.

"It's time to wake up!"

Humpty's Mother watches her biological clock...

"My new watch has a G.P.S. function but it always puts me in the right place at the wrong time."

Cuckoo has got halfway through it's call and then had an arrow shot at it.

Wiz Fipple and his Circadian Rhythms.

Pound sign in an hourglass.

Competitive tic-tac-toe

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'DO you know what time we start here?'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'If you plan to run a half-marathon you won't want a stopwatch, you'll need a calendar!'

"The secretary will now read the minutes from our last meeting."

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"You're late."

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'This sermon will run a little longer because it's a sermon about sermons that run a little long.'

Cuckoo bird in office.

"I charge by the grain."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

"And when the little hand gets to the nine, it means... ah, just check your cell phones."

'Certainly Madame - it's summer time!'