Tournament Throwback Gifts

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Cheerleaders

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

A prehistoric football match.

A woman watches football on her computer.

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

Lion v Kiwi.

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Captive Audience.

The Joust

'Teachers' Dreams.' 'Young man, either you remove your hand from under her sweater or I will remove it your arm.'

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"I'm beginning to doubt your computer skills, Frank. I was kind of okay with the bigger RAM, but your video card upgrade is from Blockbuster!"

'Putter'.

U S football.

Euros 2016

Scanning documents

Inflatable gallery (for golf spectators).