Technology Throwback Gifts

'Too much information!'

Scanning documents

What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

"Oh great, the printer is down."

Fossil record player.

"And this is one of our most poular models..."

'Remember when we used desktop computers? When everyone at least 'looked' busy?'

"Go ahead and laugh, but this baby hasn't crashed since 1961."

Telephone line ends up buried in the ground with a headstone.

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

"Yes, we do fix phones. But, what is that?"

Social Media

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

Old and new technologies

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

'Yes, our phones have WIRES attached to them! We're no free-range blabbermouths in this household!'

Old Book Smell

"He's teaching me map skills, such as how to fold it."

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"Television sets evolved from animals. My randpop remembers when they had rabbit ears!"

Jurassic park on the ZX Spectrum.

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"He told me I was a flip phone expected to do a smart phone job."

"Oh, come on, you know we should have switched to touch-tone years ago."

Abandoned Vehicles Along The Information Superhighway.

'No fax paper? Ok, you'll have to ride for help.'

'And of course if you'e feeling patriotic today, we have here a new line of PCs produced by the federal government.'

'Well yes, it is a Jurassic model...OK, I'll knock off two bucks.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Young Geeks.

"Aren't these old eighties phones tiny!"

"For some reason I can relate to this computer that's been built with old parts."