Tourist Traps Explorer Gifts

The Vineyardia

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

Be open to help.

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Not much is known about them. They apparently, had a highly advanced, thriving civilization. Then one August, everyone left the city and never returned."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

Shipwrecked.

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Let's follow this guy you said, he seems to know the way!'

Scarecrow Directions

'How am I doing?'

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

Nights in Bath

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

'And if you think it isn't yours I'll see you at the DNA testing!'

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'Regardless, our trip to the Upper Amazon was fine. You know David--everything has to be perfect.'

'When we get to the middle will you then admit your sat nav is useless?'

'Stinkin' little gopher! I'll flood him out!!'

You are here...

'OK, so maybe we are lost...'

Professional Grade Cargo Shorts

'So do you have any travel plans fah the holidays, Eddie?'

"I think your Arabic is coming along fine for your trip to Casablanca, with or without the Humphrey Bogart impression."

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

'I infected his computer with a nasty virus. That should keep him busy until hunting season is over.'

Wife to man: 'Are you sure you're going to night school?'

Maps To The Homes of Tiger Woods Girlfriends.

"Hey, are you here for a divorce, too!?"