Endangered Explorer Gifts

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

The Vineyard

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

Be open to help.

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

Amateur Palmist

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Shipwrecked.

"I have eight spirits coming through."

Scarecrow Directions

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'How am I doing?'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."

"Honey, I already have the chills! Where did you find such a great rental?" "On Scare B&B."