Endangered Explorer Gifts

'I'm doomed anyway, so I may as well make the most of it...'

The Vineyard

Albert & Myra - The End Story

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

"Look, Professor - a stegosaurus!"

65 Million Years Ago

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

'You've got the Vietnam 1000 yard stare. All new parents get it!'

Be open to help.

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"You're using the boogeyman as an excuse to shut me out."

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"We learnt about Prehistory at school today: Saber-tooth tigers were so cool!"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

Amateur Palmist

Cast away in a life raft with Dr. Phil.

"Why? Because without documentation, this would be lost to history."

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

'Well, as I live and breathe. If it isn't Rex Harris! I thought you were extinct.'

Scarecrow Directions

"This is incredible! I thought Amelia Earhart was dead."

"All I get is a bird's eye view."

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

"I have eight spirits coming through."

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

Shipwrecked.

"Your life will soon resemble a soggy old clump of leaves."

'Is he dead, or is it intern fatigue?'

'How am I doing?'

"Didn't I tell you to buy a GPS?"

"This is not Easter Island. My boat sank before getting there."

I went to Earth and made crop circles, but all I got was this lousy T-shirt.

"Check and see if the remote's in there."

"Thanks for coming, Olga - I want you to help me contact my husband."