Toupee Terminator Pillows

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"After ten years at the company, the boss finally noticed my work...he fired me!"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

'Speak properly son, you're not texting now...'

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

Archery.

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

Clean the world.

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

'This letter is full of mistakes. Don't you read it before giving it to me?' - 'No, I thought it was confidential.'

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

CONGRESS, 'Actually, his hair is the most genuine part of him.'

'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

"Well, okay, but it's got to go if I start hearing any belligerent tweets."

"Do you have anything to help get rid of these?"

'In this case I'm not sure 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is a design problem.'

In Memorium: The Flea Powder Massacre 2018

'Do you have a hair dye that will make my beard match the natural color of my toupee?'

"Big doings downtown."