Toupee Terminator T-Shirts

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'He's wearing a toupee.'

"I see the man who invented autocorrect has died."

"What am I up to? I'm collecting human rubbish floating on the ocean and I'll dump it in front of their parliament!"

"You constantly saying 'I'll see you Monday' won't change the fact that you're fired."

Viet Nam: Highly Contagious Variant

Mother nature mourns the state of the world.

"After ten years at the company, the boss finally noticed my work...he fired me!"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

'Speak properly son, you're not texting now...'

"Just take the crowd out of it. Imagine everyone is naked."

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

Archery.

Clean the world.

"… and this one too, doc — 'university' is definitely spelled wrong."

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

Terminator 6

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

'This letter is full of mistakes. Don't you read it before giving it to me?' - 'No, I thought it was confidential.'

"Well, okay, but it's got to go if I start hearing any belligerent tweets."

CONGRESS, 'Actually, his hair is the most genuine part of him.'

'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

"Do you have anything to help get rid of these?"

'In this case I'm not sure 'Fat Finger Syndrome' is a design problem.'

"I've been blocked by a thousand people on Twitter."

In Memorium: The Flea Powder Massacre 2018

'Do you have a hair dye that will make my beard match the natural color of my toupee?'