Toupee Teaser T-Shirts

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'

Snowprov

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

Green Pieces 90% Air

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

Highway cone tepee.

Increase your IQ with an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt.

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

"Well, okay, but it's got to go if I start hearing any belligerent tweets."