Toupee Trendsetter T-Shirts

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

I think the cat wants to go out.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

Penguin job interview

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

Roger Moore

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

I confess, I'm one of the bloggers that's hurting the journalism business. You? I blog stories about my local community. You have journalistic training? Of course. I've spent years watching Shepard Smith and Montel Williams. The visitor wept with respect. Shoot me.

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Benjamin Britten.

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

"Nice sweater."

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

"You call it 'Wordle?' Do you think it will catch on?"

"Wordle again?"

"Well, okay, but it's got to go if I start hearing any belligerent tweets."

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

"It's not so much a fear of thunder as it is a fashion statement."

"I like your tie. It says something about you."

'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'

CONGRESS, 'Actually, his hair is the most genuine part of him.'

Highway cone tepee.

'Let's have a secret wedding - all my friends think I have better taste!'

'Do you have a hair dye that will make my beard match the natural color of my toupee?'

'Toupee!'