Toupee Trendsetter Prints

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

I think the cat wants to go out.

Express Barber Chair. 10 Hairs or Less

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

"Oh no, it's Flash Garden!"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Penguin job interview

'I've developed the space tie and the space bowtie to go with the spacesuit.'

"That's closer to the shade of taupe I want, but it's still not quite right!"

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

'You have good taste in natural material usage, but your electrical work is substandard.'

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

Benjamin Britten.

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

"That's a lovely tee-shot." - "Well, thank you, it matches my underpants."

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

"Nice sweater."

"Well, okay, but it's got to go if I start hearing any belligerent tweets."

"It's not so much a fear of thunder as it is a fashion statement."

CONGRESS, 'Actually, his hair is the most genuine part of him.'

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

"I like your tie. It says something about you."

Highway cone tepee.

'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'

"Wordle again?"

'Let's have a secret wedding - all my friends think I have better taste!'

'Toupee!'

'Do you have a hair dye that will make my beard match the natural color of my toupee?'

Trump