Toupee Teaser Prints

'Don't you think it's time you did something about the draught in here?'

'Toupee or not toupee, THAT is the question.'

Snowprov

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"It's partly my fault he's been ignoring me lately. I'm the one who gave him the laser pointer."

'He's wearing a toupee.'

Woman Bishop with vacuum cleaner. Vicar saying 'It's to appease the traditionalists.'

'Stop annoying the dog Andrew!'

'We use that computer strictly for the office grapevine.'

"Mike, I know you're happy with your new toupee, but I really think it's something that you should keep under you hat."

A bald man is chasing his toupee with a butterfly net

'Bottle nose! Bottle nose!'

'Ooops. I hit a hair pocket.'

"Don't worry, and don't listen to your brother! You can't really smell fear: it's just an expression..."

'My dad says I'm good at training little animals - Sit, boy!'

'Did you hear about the fool who goes around saying no all the time?'

'and to think I never used to believe all that stuff about women drivers!'

'He calls me lambchop and I call him muttonhead.'

The Lord giveth. The Lord taketh away. Joe giveth back.

"The media is always being criticised for criticising social worker..."

'Please stand by. Our Newscaster has lost his toupee.'

'I wouldn't recommend this job to anyone with a toupee.'

Tired of being called a 'Bald Eagle,' Alan finally springs for that toupee.

'HA! Look, Dad! My hair is so thick I've got my comb stuck in it ...again.'

Green Pieces 90% Air

Men! Pep up that fat, dull head with a swellegant, elegant toupee and tash.

'Mom! Betty lou called me a 'TWIRP' 'You are a twirp!'

"I could see finding him a cool guy if I wasn't married to him."

'Darling, that memory course I've been doing, can you remember its web address.'

"Well, okay, but it's got to go if I start hearing any belligerent tweets."

A bald Lion trying out a new hairpiece.

Increase your IQ with an 'I'm with Stupid' T-shirt.

Highway cone tepee.

'He's completely wrapped up in himself.'

'Do you have a hair dye that will make my beard match the natural color of my toupee?'