Flea Terminator Pillows

In Memorium: The Flea Powder Massacre 2018

"...and what really makes this story scary is the kittens got lost in the woods before flea and tick products were invented."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Good news. I found where the termites have been living.'

"And where have you previously moused?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"You've got termites. The good news is I gave them all little phones to keep their minds off doing any damage."

"Fleas talk about their life aboard cats..."

"So, who would you like me to call first, dear, the plumber or the exterminator?"

When cockroaches go unchecked.

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

I think I know where the noises in your wall are coming from. Pest control.

A Change of Scene.

Aedes and Coronavirus perfect storm

'Do you have any properties with a termite infestation?'

'Hello, Acme Termite Control...?'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"Yes, Madame, Teletubbies."

'Looks like we're dealing with a mule deer infestation. I can get rid of them, but you'll have to wait until they're in season!'

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

Flies up the ante!

"I got over DDT, and I'll get over you!"

'What do you mean I've got fleas? I want a second opinion!'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

'It's not so much you having a cockroach problem - it's more along the lines of us having a human problem.'

"Yep, it says "pesticide"! Not only are they trying to kill us, they also insult us by calling us pests!"

'How long did you try before calling?'

"This wasn’t a mouse, ma’am — it was a cartoonist."

Pied Piper uses 'Rat Nav'.

"Down there, by the coffee room...you've got a bad case of summer intern infestation."

Shoe Repair and Pest Control.

Drone Spray