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"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Island of Lost Guys.

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Books 'n' Carrots

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

...In a Relationship

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"Cute... But way too young."

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.

Love Park: You Are Here

"You haven’t earned this."

Emotional sabotage animals.

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

You are here.