Tough Love Navigators Mugs

"Mother believed in tough love. She was always there for me when I needed a cold shoulder to cry on."

'So you want an advance on your writer's block?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Island of Lost Guys.

"He says he loves me, but he still uses his first wife's birthday as his password."

"I'm just so relieved! I thought you didn't love me anymore, but now I realize I was just projecting!!"

'He's not so much a rough diamond, more a dumb block of carbon.'

Mine Shaft of Love.

Tunnel of love, then disillusionment, then mundane humdrum coexistence.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

Books 'n' Carrots

'I find the best way to get them to grow up is to buy them a 1-way ticket to Europe, and let them work their way back.'

Bumper Cars of Love.

...In a Relationship

'Come now - surely we can draw up this pre-nuptial agreement amicably.'

"I assumed it was writer's block but as I've never written anything I could be wrong."

'That's my dad...Director of Homeland Security.'

Let's start a book group to read stuff that will help us cope with our lives. Like? You know: Self-help books on housekeeping, child-rearing and navigating difficult workplace situations. Suggestions? Yeah. Jane Eyre, Gone with the Wind and The Devil Wears Prada. The great books series.

"Daddy's still up - I can see him loading his shotgun."

"Look, like I keep telling what's-her-name here, we don't have a marriage problem."

"To be honest Marsha, when I first met Ted, I couldn't stand him. Then, over time, he just seemed to grow on me."

'So, you're married to my ex-husband?'

"It's been a tough season, and you tried your hardest, son. But you're being traded."

"Tunnel of 'Like-Like'"

'My dream boat has turned out to be an anchor dragging prune barge!'

'I like you and all, Adam, but I'm 'Graphic Novel' and you're just so 'Comic Bookie'.'

"I feel sorry for kids these days - they're always being tested for something"

"Cute... But way too young."

"I think we took a wrong turn in Albuquerque."

"You haven’t earned this."

Travel Planner: Our Specialities - Romantic Honeymoons, Destination Breakups.

Love Park: You Are Here

'Don't I get a manual or something.'

' Kiss me'

Nicky had a feeling that they had missed the turn off for Route 66 and somehow ended up on Route 69.