Touchdown Tracker Pillows

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Input From The Front Office

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

American Football.

Great Business Ideas - Musk Twitter X

Punishment for the kicker.

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

Football.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

NHS targets.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

A football player accidentally kicks off the head of another football player.

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"I met all my projections. Thank goodness I set the bar low."

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Friendly fire!

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

Football

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'