Toothy Humor Fan Gifts

'This is tasty and all, but do you really think this is a great idea considering we have hundreds of teeth?'

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Minority Report

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

What do you say we team up to star in a sequel to "The Elephant Man" called "The Wolverine Boy"? !

"Maybe our beloved founder is trying to tell us something."

Shark with Braces.

'Oh no! That's not litter! It's quicksand!!'

"I was forced into early retirement. Is that even legal?"

>Enter new password: BEEF STEW >Password not stroganoff.

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

A Failiure to Communicate

Potatoes.

'According to the latest data, our social media post rankings are staying fairly consistent with consumers, hovering just below cat shaming memes.'

A guy who learned everything he needed to know in Kindergarten.

"Thank you all for attending this first conference of the surveillance camera recording industry."

"Thank you for coming in on your day off, minion. It reflects well on your character." "I thought my job depended on it." "I don't know how you got that impression. I would never force you to come in on your day off. That would be illegal." "You said 'Come in on your day off. Your job depends on it.'" "Rudy, Rudy, Rudy... That's just a figure of speech." "You went on to say 'I mean it. That's not just a figure of speech.'" "That was a figure of speech too."

A Toxic-Waste-Think-Tank With Toxic-Thoughts.

'You were in commodities - cattle, stuff like that - so you must feel right at home here.'

'Look at our boss! I hate working for dot-coms.'

"But I don't want my constituents to vote for the most qualified candidate! I want them to vote for me!"

Janice had the feeling her boss didn't like her.

Coronavirus

"I can't work on this one. It's too ticklish."

"Hmm....who's this tall drink of water?"

Dentist: We drill/Fill/Bill.

The Cat That Swallowed the... no, it was the other way round.

Scarecrow holding a sign 'Genetically modified crop', crow comments "Now that is scary"

Anger Management Classes.

Sports futility vehicles

Placebo Clinic: 'Mr Yomp, someone who may or may not be a doctor, will see you now...'

"We're looking for someone with a diverse skill set accompanied by an advanced sense of passive resignation."

'By the way Stuebins, why are you still with us? Don't you read your e-mail?'

'Yes, I'm afraid he's going to need braces...'

'Now don't panic. Not everything was erased. We still have loads of data on rainfall, upholstery and jaywalking.'