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'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

La Table

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Where do I put the batteries?'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

The Hammer

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

Men's Prayer Group.

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."