Tool-belt Warrior Prints

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

La Table

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

CLEAR!

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

The Hammer

"The white flag means he gives up and will finally hire a professional to finish the renovation."

'Put your tools away. We can't afford to pay any more tradesmen to fix another of your botched DIY projects.'

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Woman weighing herself while holding balloons

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

Cut out and keep your own D.I.Y expert.

"Dad needs a Phillips screwdriver. Who's Phillip?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Men's Prayer Group.

Handy-lion

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

"Everything you need for self-assembly."