Tool Adventurer Prints

'Why don't you go and borrow Jeff's tools? While you're at it, borrow Jeff.'

Fly Football

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Swiss army hospital...'scalpel...'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'Sure you won 'Contractor of the Decade' five times, McWit, but what have you done lately?'

'Where do I put the batteries?'

The Hammer

Meet the new factory manager.

"You'll have to excuse my Stuart. He's just showing off his new drill.

Bluesky helicopter evacuation from X

'I feel like I'm in a rut, too!'

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

'Ok, Bachelor number 2: What's your idea of a perfect first date?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Why did you get a huge socket wrench set? You never use socket wrenches.'

'Well, in the hands of my husbnd it's almost as lethal as a loaded gun.'

Handyman Christmas tree with Tools.

"I'm looking for a Father's Day gift. What kind of wrench says 'I love you'?"

'Uh oh, I measured the lumber in feet, but you measured it in metric.'

'I AM a cowboy so therefore they ARE cowboy boots, OK?'

"I had to hire younger employees to keep up with today's technology and social media."

"Don't disturb Daddy darling: he's just received his new issue of "Basic Tools Monthly"..."

'Please tell me it shoots laser beams out of its eyes.'

"To work again? This is getting boring, Lester."

'Yes, Ralph, they are nuts, but...'

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Travellers

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'Before handing out my punishment, please remember that I'm your hunting dog, and that you need me.'