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Seat belts - The giving of life.

The Cougher

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Lumbar support animal

'Your Grounded!'

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Duel in a wheelchair.

Car wash / Mouth wash

Overdoing it.

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

Leaf blowers at dawn.

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Wheelchair Basketball

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Contagious Diseases.

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"Too hard?"

'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

Welcome to the countryside...

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

One last question before i take the job.

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'

'Accelerate! Coffin Dodgers Crossing.'

The Sales Assistants Ruined Chance to Dazzle.