Seat Belt Warrior Gifts

Seat belts - The giving of life.

The Cougher

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Lumbar support animal

Duel in a wheelchair.

'Your Grounded!'

Pre-Old Blues

Girl in Yellow Jumper

Car wash / Mouth wash

Overdoing it.

"When are you going to learn to put your shield up when you're flying at tree top level?"

Leaf blowers at dawn.

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"Squeeze a monkey! They've only gone and taken all the blanket again!"

"Well, the first thing we're going to do is loosen those suspenders!"

'I'm old, bald and fat, but at least I'm not boring!'

Contagious Diseases.

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

Wheelchair Basketball

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

The Pocket Knife Tool Belt

'It's good news - the car can be repaired'

What do overcrowded prisons say about defense lawyers?

Physiotherapist tells Humpty Dumpty: 'OK, you've had a great fall, but we'll have you back on that wall in no time.'

'Now do you believe me about every other driver on the road.'

"Sit in the car. The doctor will be with you shortly to treat your road rage."

"Too hard?"

"Recovery involves elements of faith. So let's pray my billing service, this hospital and your insurance provider all work smoothly together."

'... No, I'm sorry, the doctor can't see you right now. Today's his prior authorization day.'

Welcome to the countryside...

'Hey! Roll a mile in my shoes!'

'Exactly which school of acupuncture are you from?'

'I'm afraid neither your insurance nor your immune system will cover it.'

One last question before i take the job.

Heaven: Disabled Access