Tomb Raider Gifts

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"He's not here, he's on a curse"

'This is a warning about a curse.'

'See here?... You can tell it's a female because the wrapping goes under instead of over.'

'All I'm saying is, you know I made that sandwich for myself... I just think some things are sacred, Earl.'

'It's a court order directing a restart of life support.'

'It's an ad for a DFS sale - 'Offer must end soon'.'

"Mummy!

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"This stool shall pass."

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Pyramid catflap...

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

Rodins rotten juggler

"That's perfect! The bloody door is too small!"

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Knight/Bird.

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

The First Man to Ride the Moon

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

A man searching an Egyptian tomb finds a Shriner hat and car.

"It's an unfinished Wordle."

"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."

I had better days. R.I.P.

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

'Yeah, I heard you had to be thick skinned to work in that department.'

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."