Tomb Raider Gifts

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

"He's not here, he's on a curse"

'This is a warning about a curse.'

'See here?... You can tell it's a female because the wrapping goes under instead of over.'

'All I'm saying is, you know I made that sandwich for myself... I just think some things are sacred, Earl.'

'It's a court order directing a restart of life support.'

"Mummy!

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"My girlfriend really went all out on this one."

Pyramid catflap...

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Remote Control Pirate Ship.

"Sheesh... Missed a button again."

Rodins rotten juggler

"One day son, all this will be going with me."

'Behold! The curse of the pharaoh!'

The First Man to Ride the Moon

It had been a good life, filled with passion and joy, tender bonds, and finally one irretrievable error.

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'I'm the one who sold King Tut his tomb. The commission was huge.'

Knight/Bird.

'Tut, you've outdone yourself this time.'

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."

'As it's your first day Frobisher, I feel I should warn you that the pupils can be a bit of a handful!'

I had better days. R.I.P.

'Yeah, I heard you had to be thick skinned to work in that department.'

'Don't think I can't see you, hiding at the back there - you're cursed too.'

Three Pointless Things To Do This Week: Dig a Tunnel/Say Hello To Your Breakfast/Take a Tube to Clapham Common.

'I wonder if they're gonna build me one when I die?'

"Wearing this hot metal for 20 days straight is rough."

"Well, if you know of a better military re-enactment club, go to it."

"I put a wet paint sign on our bench at the mall so we'll have a place to sit."

Knight with a pen in an LLP.