Digital Raider Gifts

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Dawing your Cellphone

Music downloads

'I got an F today - for improper interfacing with my computer.'

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"And lastly, for my infinite perseverance, self-control and fortitude, I'd like to thank the Internet trolls."

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Internet Cafe.

S.S.dot.com

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Information Tightrope.

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'It is now safe to kick and swear at your computer'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"You go pillage. I can loot from here."

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

Click - 'View basket' - 'click' - 'Proceed to checkout.' - 'Con't untick box if you don't not want to not recieve e-mail marketing.' - 'Calm, Peel. Calm...' -

Man and dog playing a car simulation. The dog has a fan to simulate his head out of the window.

Knights of the iPhone

Wiccapedia.

'Internet' 'Internot'

Punishment for Software Piracy.

"Jim had to know what happens when you turn off your computer while it's updating."

Monitor Reads: Now You've Done It! AAIIIIEEE...

Surfing the Internet Wave.

... and I'd suggest you take more frequent breaks from your computer.

'This is our most effective junk mail filter.'

"We don't bury treasure anymore - it's all in bitcoin."