Tom Cruise Aficionado Gifts

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'We must be 50,000 calories away from home by now.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

Litter Tray Training

'He's maturing early.'

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

The Tightrope Balancing Act of Home Ownership and Interest Rates.

Pappa clown views offspring in maternity window.

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

'Great cruise. When does the buffet open?'

"Why don't you start with tennis balls?!"

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

Clowns in the board room: 'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to, well, pie.'

"Doctor, I'm embarassed and concerned about my leakage problem."

"I'm sorry, Chuckles. We had to remove your funny bone."

"What's your occupation?"

Clown Ministry Baptism Today

Balloon dog poos.

A Clown pretends to put his head in the mouth of a TV lion.

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Circus Act

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

"Who's a pretty girl now?"

"Okay...tell me again what training seminar we sent Bill to?"

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

'PHWOAR! You should have seen her rear end when she sat on the piano. . . played 'TINK' and 'BOOM' at the same time!'

Talking Dog.

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."