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"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Eat my dust!"

Fyodor Dostoevsky

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

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"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

Brexit Tortoise

"It is as I feared, Mr. Moran. It's definitely a stiff upper lip."

Mouse King

Virginia Woolf

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Crime - Punishment

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

Anna Ahmatova

Forrest Gander

"Are we interested in a meticulously detailed, genuine silver coin, issued and authenticated by the Franklin Mint, honoring whichever schmuck wins?"

"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!"

Leo Tolstoy

Psychiatrist.

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

Tortoise Goes For A Swim

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

"Darling, a rather uncomfortable distance has developed between me and the furniture."

Mid century modern. Midwest boring

Wilhelm Dilthey

Rothbart from Swan Lake

'Sorry, Bill's out of his office today, he should be back Monday.'

"Nothing much. Reading a book by some dead white female."

"I read War and Peace, liked 1/2 of it."