Dostoyevsky Devotee T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Bonk!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

War and Peace GIF

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Mouse King

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

Crime - Punishment

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Leo Tolstoy

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

Rothbart from Swan Lake

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

"I read War and Peace, liked 1/2 of it."

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

Is there a Doctor of Philosophy in the house?

'Big Brothers Karamazov.'

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

Love me, love me, love me, love me....

My consciousness vs my ego

'Hooray! - My Three Stooges DVD's are here!'

'Wake up, Harold - you're Tolkien in your sleep.'

Achieving symmetry.

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.

Columbus Breaking the Egg.