Dostoyevsky Devotee Mugs

"I'm sorry, sir, but Dostoyevsky is not considered summer reading. I'll have to ask you to come with me."

"Sara, we think you have a Dostoyevsky problem."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

"Bonk!"

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Moscow 1917

"I'd call that 'A victory for science.'

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

War and Peace GIF

"But you both can't be the 'father' of Ammonium Pentoxide Phosphate."

Mouse King

"Presenting a Few of New York Curiosities"

Crime - Punishment

"How's this? 'Quoth the Raven, Nevermore, unquoth.' "

Leo Tolstoy

"Then write it up for The Journal of Surprising Discoveries."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"He and Carruthers are both doing biographies of Tolstoy, and it's a race to the finish."

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

"I've picked up too many nasty Hobbits."

"I find it difficult to like him. He's too good at being humble."

Rothbart from Swan Lake

"Do you have anywhere our friends won't have discovered?"

"I read War and Peace, liked 1/2 of it."

Rape of the Lock- The Cave of Spleen

"I've done it – I've found the most basic particle!"

Is there a Doctor of Philosophy in the house?

'Big Brothers Karamazov.'

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.

Love me, love me, love me, love me....

Achieving symmetry.

'Wake up, Harold - you're Tolkien in your sleep.'

Columbus Breaking the Egg.

My consciousness vs my ego